The First Annual All Mitchell Team

This team is loaded.

SP - Roger Clemens
SP - Andy Pettite
SP - Kevin Brown
SP - Denny Neagle
SP - Paul Byrd
CP - Eric Gagne
Other Relievers - They're all the same. We'll take Josias Manzanillo because you have to have a random Latin reliever if you want to be successful. I'll take Rocker from the left side, and former Red Sox prospect Paxton Crawford can be our long reliever

The starting lineup

CF - Nails Dykstra
2B - Brian Roberts
LF - Barry Bonds
SS - Miguel Tejada
1B - Mo Vaughn
RF - Gary Sheffield
DH - Jason Giambi
3B - Ken Caminiti (dead guys count)
C - Paul Lo Duca

Notice the L-S-L-R-L-R-L-S-R action going on there. I feel like Francona. You can't match up your lefty specialist on us, god dammit! We'll make you pay. And you know what, just try to bring in your lefty specialist to get Giambi out, I'm countering with Troy Glaus!

Bench:
OF - David Justice
IF/OF - Chuck Knoblauch
PR - Nook Logan
1B - Raffy Palmeiro
3B - Troy Glaus
C - Greg Zaun (seems like a solid back up catcher)